The TJ Michaels Show

If Obama Were A Movie Star! Create Your Own Caption! (Part 2)
August 8, 2009, 11:11 am
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Januarey 20th 2009, The Day “The Music” (Democracy) Died…Don’t Believe The Hype!
August 8, 2009, 11:00 am
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american-pie-by-don-mcleanBye, Bye Miss American Pie!  So many of my conservative friends tell me that January 20th2009 is the day “the music” (democracy) died. Two words;  not true!  The truth is there are more reasons now to be excited about America’s future than in any other time in my lifetime!   You may be thinking to yourself, “come on TJ how can you say that?”

Sure, I’ll agree America is way off corse.  Barrack Obama with honorable mention support from the George Bush  didn’t drive the Chevy to the levee.  Forget about the levee,  our politicians(them good old boys whom I’m convinced are drinkin’ some serious  whisky and rye), are driving America off a cliff!  And yes, Februarymade me shiver with every paper they (bill) delivered.  There was bad news on the doorstep and I think we all thought we couldn’t take one more step!   But, there are some encouraging things happening that we need to take stock  of!

1.) I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance:  TEA party patriots are organizing at local and state levels and continue to wake up other Americans every day.

2.) Helter Skelter in a summer swelter:   House Reps and members of Congress on summer break currently have no place to hide!  Have you listened to the blow-back that they are getting from constituents on talk radio or seen the you tube videos? I have never seen so many politicians put into a panic!  Rep: Tim Bishop of New York has canceled all town meeting appearances.  Arlen Spector and Kathlene Sebeilius were asked some very simple questions by angry Taxpayers in Philadelphia!   They offered no answers and were booed off the stage!  Of corse, they did boo Santa Claus at a ballgame in Philadelphia in 1968 but I digress!

3.) The players tried for a forward pass, with the jester on the sidelines in a cast:  The healthcare debate has badly damaged Barack Obama and taken virtually all of his political capitol.

4.) I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news,
but she just smiled and turned away:
  Sarah Palin stepping down as the Governor of Alaska has made her even more popular with Americans who want partisan politics to end.  There’s hope of a  a big announcement and some happy news  for Sarah and Conservatives in the near future!

5.) They took the last train (plain) for the coast, The Day” the music” (democracy) died:Speaker, Nancy Pelosi and Senator, Barbara  Boxer are going on break to find that the number and size of their liberal minions has been drastically reduced in blue state, California!

Policy Trek: The Wrath of Faux Outrage?
August 5, 2009, 10:55 pm
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wormhole-enterpriseI think the country has been sucked into a giant wormhole!  Yes its the only explanation for what is currently going on!  It’s like a bad episode of Star Trek. (of coarse Trekkers would argue that there is no such animal)

How else can you explain the following:  Every single poll of the American people suggests  that they don’t want socialized health care.  There are rallies in the streets, in front of politicians offices, houses and town meetings that have spiraled quickly out of control.  Yet the Progressive Liberal Democrats lead by Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid suggest that its all fake outrage.  The media either largely downplays the protesters or does not cover them at all and the politico’s are actually calling constituents angry mobs organized by the insurance companies or Fox News or the GOP.  Funny it’s the same tactic they used with the TEA parties.

The Quinnipiac Poll found that 39% approve of Obamacare and 52% disapprove.  That’s a 17% swing from the Quinnipiac Poll released a month ago when 46% approved and 42% disapproved.  That’s because the more Americans know about this program, the less they like President Obama’s plans to take over the health insurance industry and therefore, the medical care of 300 million Americans.

Yep…I’m no scientist, but it must be a wormhole! something is out of whack with the space time continuem!  Do they really think we are this stupid?  Do they really think they are going to get away with this?  What they don’t understand is that most conservatives are pissed off at both the Democrats and the Republicans.  Conservatives are mad and a part of the protests, but the maddest of all constituents are those whom would classify themselves independent.

If I wasn’t so hacked off about the fact that these people are trying to steal our country out from right under our feet, I’d laugh.  Have you seen the  Acorn folks in the nice matching organized t-shirts with custom professionally printed banners and signs.  Now thats what I call organized.  The T-shirts the signs they all cost money.  Have you seen the poeple protesting healthcare…no fancy t-shirts….I wonder who funded those home made signs!

The very people who brought us the Wes Boyd-funded Move On, the George Soros-funded Media Matters for America, and the union-funded ACORN comes complaints that the Tea Party people and the health care people are “AstroTurf” and not a grassroots movement.  These politicians must only understand  Klingon!  Because they are not hearing the people they work for.

Voters across the country are taking their phasers off stun and going for the kill!  Scotty, warp vector 9 to the 2010 elections because not even the deflector shields will hold them back and save the Democrats.   Keep telling your constituents that they are AstroTurf and this is all fake anger.  You will anger them even further and they will defeat you and your health care plan…So that we can, “Live long and prosper!”

71% Blame OBama For The Deficit!
August 5, 2009, 4:56 pm
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slide_637_12921_largeFrom Rasmussen’s latest poll of likely voters:

71% say President Obama’s policies have increased the size of the federal deficit.
5% say the president’s policies have cut the deficit.
10% say no impact.
13% are not sure.

As for the recession, 54% blame Bush — 39% blame Obama.  The number who blame bush is dropping while Obama’s other poll numbers go in the toilet.  I wonder how long he thinks he can play the blame game?

If Obama Were A Movie Star! Create Your Own Caption! (Part 1)
August 5, 2009, 11:20 am
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August 4, 2009, 6:06 pm
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Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California…

You have 2 families…”Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”. Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.

 “Joe Legal” works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted….”Jose Illegal” also works in construction, has “NO” Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.

Joe Legal…$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year

Now take 30% away for state federal tax

Joe Legal now has $31,231.00

Jose Illegal…$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year

Jose Illegal pays no taxes…

Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

 Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage

$1000.00 per month

$12,000.00 per year

Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

 Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year

Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

 Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare

Joe Legal pays for food

$1,000.00 per month

$12,000.00 per year

Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

 Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare

Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

 Joe Legal pays rent of

$1,000.00 per month

$12,000.00 per year

Joe Legal is now in the hole

minus (-) $4,769.00

 Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy

Jose Illegal pays rent

$500.00 per month

$6,000.00 per year

Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00

 Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch.

 Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Build The Fence!

August 4, 2009, 5:48 pm
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You have to ask yourself what this world is coming too and exactly how does  Hollyweird turn people into spineless, politically correct, American apoligist liberals?  I’m guessing there is something in the water there.  

This weekend GI Joe The Rise of Cobra opens in theatres.  When I was a kid the greatest toys you could possibly have had said in big letters on them “A Real American Hero!”  It was the post Vietnam 80’s and Ronald Reagan had made America proud of its military forces!  All of the G.I. Joe toys and cartoons were unabashedly patriotic.   

As an adult I was kind of excited (in a really geeky kind of way) about the release of movie and thought that this might be a great opportunity for Hollywood to make a movie that gives American Soldiers the respect they deserve.  I should have known better!

The new movie is GI JOE not G.I. Joe.  The “G.I.” has always been a military term that stood for General Infantry.  General Infantry has been replaced with something totally different!  It seems that nothing is sacred to the Hollyweird liberals!

GI JOE now is an acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operated Entity.   Why?  Why change it?  Because,  in the liberal land of Hollyweird, a Real American Hero is just unacceptable. Nope, it’s gotta be a global zero. GI JOE is about a global operation, not an American one.

Paramount’s studio’s live-action feature film version of G.I. Joe will no longer revolve around a top-secret U.S. special forces team but rather an international operation. Variety magazzine says: “G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer.

So why the changes?  Hasbro and Paramount execs recently spoke about the challenges of marketing a film about the U.S. military at a time when the current U.S. president and apologist in chief is on a world wide American apology tour!

In short, when a studio makes a film as expensive as G.I. Joe will likely be, they want to know that as many people as possible around the world will want to see it.  In other words, G.I. Joe has traded  “Real American Hero” status to become “A Global Zero!”

In Hollyweird  nothing patriotic or American is worth preserving.   They don’t make movies like they did during WWII, in which America, the military, and our soldiers were portrayed as the strong patriotic heroes that they are.  Instead today’s movies constantly tell the viewer that Uncle Sam is a bad guy, our soldiers are morally corrupt  and war is “always” wrong.    

They could be supportive and make movies that showed America, our troops, and their mission in a positive light. But that would go against the liberal agenda.   

Where is the movie for all of us who are proud of our soldiers?